In my culture, it is pretty much a given that the summer is a time for relaxing, hanging out with friends, and doing shit that could usually only be done on weekends, which includes going to see movies! So, since it’s basically the center of the summer, I’m going to review this summer’s hottest must-see films!

The People Shooters Part 2

Film genre: Action

Review: So, to begin with, The People Shooters is a high-octane action thriller about two partners, who must go on a dangerous, perilous, not-safe, completely scary, deadly, and action-filled journey. There will be guns, there will be blood, there will be ACTION!

It was clear that this action film was pieced together in a professional manner, as it’s hard to separate the real from the fake. Hell, for all I know, they might have actually killed real ninjas! Who am I to judge such a marvelous masterpiece?

Even if you’re not in it for the action, there’s plenty more to love about this movie. The story goes deep into emotional and dramatic issues. There’s an instance where one of the main characters has to go through the tough decision of either killing his own brother, or never seeing his journey to completion. We also get to watch as one of the main characters undergoes a huge psychological change, turning himself from a lazy bum into a violent bum. If that’s not enough to thrill you, imagine what mysteries will come when Part ONE is released!

Make sure you check this thriller out! Now, lets move onto the much scarier second film:

The Head Incident

Film genre: Horror

Review: Well, since this is just a preview of an actual to-be-released indie film, there’s not much I can really say besides that it looks like it’s fuckin’ scary. Can’t wait till the author of this releases the full edited film.

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