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  • Creative Writing Homework: Rough Draft 1
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    Written by mc2w No Comments
    Last Updated: October 23, 2009

    This is my latest piece for Creative writing, need a few people to look it over, proof-read, comment, etc.

    The soft hum of the projector warming up is drowned out by the sound of the students opening their notebooks for the day’s lesson. As the faint image of the day’s PowerPoint slowly comes into focus, a mystery student sneaks his way into the classroom and takes the seat nearest to the door. Despite a few students’ chuckles, the unwelcome visitor receives no attention from the teacher. Perhaps he didn’t notice, or perhaps he doesn’t care. Either way, a majority of the class has just lost their focus. Just then Professor Snape busts through the wall and throws a mysterious bubbling orange liquid on the mystery student.

    “Oh no!” shouts the student. “What have you done?” Before he can continue, his flesh begins to peel off revealing a layer of off-white fur beneath it.

    “I knew it!” exclaims Snape. “This student is actually a Canadian!” A majority of the class gasps in unison, while the remainder of the students run from the room screaming. The infected student continues his grotesque transformation into a Canadian, revealing 3 sets of sharp, bloodstained teeth, a long spiked tail, a pair of glasses, and a unibrow.

    “It’s hideous!” shrieks the teacher as he sprints out of the classroom to vomit. The remainder of the class begins to realize the scope of danger the transformation brings. All but three of them successfully escape before the Canadian blocks the exit.

    “I will consume all your souls, much like your mothers last night!” snarls the infected student. The students make an attempt at the wall that Snape busted through, but its blocked by Snape who himself has transformed into a Canadian. Snape and the infected student slowly work their way into trapping the remaining three students into a corner.

    “You know what?” queries student 1, carefully studying the room for a possible escape route.

    “Your mother?” replies student 2.

    “Shut up C-mikes!” says student 3, pushing student 2 into the approaching Canadians.

    “You idiot!” exclaims student 1 while the Canadians sink their sharp threatening into C-mikes, infecting him. “Now we have THREE Canadians to worry about!”

    “…Oh yeah…”

    “OH YEAAAAAAAAAAAH” shouts the Kool-Aid man as he too busts through a wall.

    “Wha-…who the piss are you?” shouts student 1.

    “The game.”

    “What?”

    “You just lost it.”

    “FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-”