From a BBC report detailing an Albino Hedgehog’s stuggle with obesity.

Someone give the patchers for HP a pay raise. As a note: to get the install cancelled patch to actually install, you have to choose only that update to install. Something they *probably* should have added to the description.

So, I recently was employed at Culver’s to get my parents to stop bitching about me having a job (even though they’ll, soon enough, find something new to bitch about). Anyway, along with me, another person by the name of Cody was hired. However, he’s a lazy dumbass who thinks he’s the shit. So basically not only is he annoying, but he’s also a worthless employee.

So, while watching Zolar Vision as I do every friday (right here, he does live prank calls), I had an idea. Why not request him to call the Culver’s of my employment, and act like he got harassed a bit by said Cody (since he was supposed to be closing that night). Thanks to my friend offy offering to chip in if he did the call, it happened. Here’s a video of the call:

And to those who think I’m a cruel person and that Cody didn’t deserve this kind of prank, listen up:

• Cody was told to change the flavor of the day to Butter Brickle. He somehow managed to fuck it up enough to make Brickle Pecan.
• He thinks he can beat the shit out of everyone, and likes to tell everyone that he’s going to throw them through a wall for no reason.
• The reason he wasn’t there during the call was because he took off because he was feeling “sick”
• The managers didn’t like him BEFORE this call.

Justified? I think so.