As the internet grows, it begins to fill up with tons of crap sites (such as mine own) with bloggers who think they’re unique and interesting. If you are one such person, you can use this list to determine whether or not anybody gives a crap about your blog.

1. Wordless Wednesday. You have them.
2. Yourblog.blogspot.com. Thats how you get to your blog.
3. Image dumps for posts. Especially populated from images on stumbleupon.
4. You seem to think you are your pet. You are not. Pets cannot use blogging services with such accuracy.
5. You are female and have given birth to children. Mommyblogger fail.
6. You lol at demotivators and partake in creating your own. Black borders don’t make everything funny.
7. You lol at lolcats and partake in creating your own. Chances are you’re not witty.
8. Stumbleupon. It’s no longer a valid method of retrieving content.
9. Memes & Awards. You partake in them.
10. When you run out of ideas, you create pointless lists. Disregard that, I suck cocks.
11. Personal Diary. The internet is not a good one.
12. Traffic Exchanges are your main source of traffic. I lol’d.

I hope you learned something from the 10 minutes it took me to create this small yet ACCURATE filter for whether or not your blog is shit.

As a blog owner, you know traffic control is a must. So, what if your blog is becoming junked up with visitors, or even worse, people who click on the ads, therefore giving you money? Here are 5 easy methods of making sure the people who spend time on your website never come back, so you don’t have to worry about being popular or earning money online!

1. Make sure you autoplay some random music on your blog! I mean, if they’re already listening to their own music, don’t like the same genre of music, or if they’re trying to keep the sound from their speakers muted, they’re going to hate when your site blasts some random sounds into their eardrums!
2. Disguise your content! The whole point people GO to websites is to view content, so what better way to drive them away than by burying your content in 3 miles of Adsense and random links? Make sure to use the same colors and awkward spacing in your content, that way your visitors won’t be able to tell where the ads end and the content starts!
3. Make your sidebar infinitely tall! There’s nothing visitors hate more (than the two listed above) than a sidebar that has more total content than the blog itself! I mean, the loading time itself is excruciating! So, the key here is to find as many traffic exchange widgets and social networking widgets as you can, and stuff them right into your sidebar! That way even a T1 connection will take 10 minutes to load your blog!
4. Be repetitive and redundant! Content is king! I know you’ve probably read that statement on 1,000 blogs already, which is exactly my point! If you blog about the same exact topics as your competitors, there will be no reason for visitors to come to your blog in the first place! Another benefit is that you can go to your competitors for post ideas!
5. Be a mom blogger…with attitude! There’s nothing a visitor finds more clichè than a catchphrase such as “I’m a mother, I’m a giver, and an all around bitch!” You’ll be sure to stand out as dull person who, for some reason, finds educational television to be over-stimulating!

There we have it, 5 easy ways to free up bandwidth on your site and reduce your Adsense income! If you need some more inspiration for crappifying your website, make sure to visit hosanna1!

If you’re a music junkie (like I’m striving to be), chances are you’re the type who wants to share his music collection with the world. Just let everybody around the world hear how awesome your taste in music is, right? However, the cost of sharing the music with the world as a live DJ can be a pain in the ass, with a decent shoutcast server costing up to $30 a month, and licensing an extra $10 or so.

If you’re like me, you’ve got to take what you can for free, none of this monthly charge shit (because our dads got sick of us using their paypal without their consent and cancelled their credit cards, right?). So, what is an aspiring DJ such as yourself going to do? You’ve got nowhere to go. No server, no license no luck.

Well, lucky for you, I have a few resources that will allow you to broadcast your own web-radio-show thing for absolutely no cost to you.

BUT FIRST, you’ll want to acquaint and equip yourself with some way to broadcast a shoutcast stream. For free, all I can suggest is using Winamp with the Shoutcast DSP plugin. (If you’re on Mac or Linux, you’re on your own unless you go through the trouble of using an emulator).

As for learning how to use that…well, thats for a later time (unless you get off your lazy bum and do some google searches yourself).

So here are the resources I was talking about:

1. Freecast - A UK based shoutcast which allows DJ’s to sign up and book their own 1hour increment slots. It’s great for people who wish to broadcast to their friends (and fans) on their free time. The only limiting factor is that you only get 4 credits per week for booking 1 hour slots.
2. 1Radio.org - A similar concept to above, but it essentially has a larger fanbase and more features. It also has a credit awards feature, where you can EARN credits by things such has hosting a popular broadcast, broadcasting at unpopular times, and referring your friends.

So, if you’d like to dabble in the magical world of sharing music live and having your own little fanbase, try starting out with those.

(If you’re more interested in listening to streams, I recommend VLC since that shit plays anything)