So, I recently was employed at Culver’s to get my parents to stop bitching about me having a job (even though they’ll, soon enough, find something new to bitch about). Anyway, along with me, another person by the name of Cody was hired. However, he’s a lazy dumbass who thinks he’s the shit. So basically not only is he annoying, but he’s also a worthless employee.

So, while watching Zolar Vision as I do every friday (right here, he does live prank calls), I had an idea. Why not request him to call the Culver’s of my employment, and act like he got harassed a bit by said Cody (since he was supposed to be closing that night). Thanks to my friend offy offering to chip in if he did the call, it happened. Here’s a video of the call:

And to those who think I’m a cruel person and that Cody didn’t deserve this kind of prank, listen up:

• Cody was told to change the flavor of the day to Butter Brickle. He somehow managed to fuck it up enough to make Brickle Pecan.
• He thinks he can beat the shit out of everyone, and likes to tell everyone that he’s going to throw them through a wall for no reason.
• The reason he wasn’t there during the call was because he took off because he was feeling “sick”
• The managers didn’t like him BEFORE this call.

Justified? I think so.

As the internet grows, it begins to fill up with tons of crap sites (such as mine own) with bloggers who think they’re unique and interesting. If you are one such person, you can use this list to determine whether or not anybody gives a crap about your blog.

1. Wordless Wednesday. You have them.
2. Yourblog.blogspot.com. Thats how you get to your blog.
3. Image dumps for posts. Especially populated from images on stumbleupon.
4. You seem to think you are your pet. You are not. Pets cannot use blogging services with such accuracy.
5. You are female and have given birth to children. Mommyblogger fail.
6. You lol at demotivators and partake in creating your own. Black borders don’t make everything funny.
7. You lol at lolcats and partake in creating your own. Chances are you’re not witty.
8. Stumbleupon. It’s no longer a valid method of retrieving content.
9. Memes & Awards. You partake in them.
10. When you run out of ideas, you create pointless lists. Disregard that, I suck cocks.
11. Personal Diary. The internet is not a good one.
12. Traffic Exchanges are your main source of traffic. I lol’d.

I hope you learned something from the 10 minutes it took me to create this small yet ACCURATE filter for whether or not your blog is shit.