So, it looks like Bing is pushing its way back into Cable airtime, running yet another campaign of their fucking annoying “Search Overload” advertisements. Frankly, I’m tired of seeing these annoying ads, because they deliver no real content or reason to *bing* and decide. Let me pick it apart for you:

Google does not give as irrelevant as results as the commercial would like you to think. In fact, I’m willing to bet the results were turned up using Bing itself, as every time I’ve tried to use it, I’ve got nothing but random bullshit. It’s as if they have it take the page 56 results from a matching Google search, and handing that to you.

What the FUCK is this “SEARCH OVERLOAD” bullshit they keep trying to push on me? I mean, if I’m using search engines way too much, why the fuck would I need another search engine? If I’m ill with “SEARCH OVERLOAD”, searching more but on a different site isn’t going to “cure” the problem dumbasses. That’d be like trying to cure herpes with sex with people who are having a fucking outbreak.

Bing and DECIDE? What the hell does the fucking piece of shit decide? What color socks I’m going to wear today? Can I type in “Should I go to Hawaii or California?” and it’ll give me a short survey to help me decide? If not, it’s doing no more good toward decisions than Google or Yahoo! answers or any general forum already does! Seriously, don’t label your shit as “revolutionary with this feature” if its not doing anything new! People are going to figure that out as soon as they type in “Should I tell my child unicorns are real?” and they don’t get a fucking decision.

Seriously Microsoft, give it up. You’re becoming really fucking annoying.

In my culture, it is pretty much a given that the summer is a time for relaxing, hanging out with friends, and doing shit that could usually only be done on weekends, which includes going to see movies! So, since it’s basically the center of the summer, I’m going to review this summer’s hottest must-see films!

The People Shooters Part 2

Film genre: Action

Review: So, to begin with, The People Shooters is a high-octane action thriller about two partners, who must go on a dangerous, perilous, not-safe, completely scary, deadly, and action-filled journey. There will be guns, there will be blood, there will be ACTION!

It was clear that this action film was pieced together in a professional manner, as it’s hard to separate the real from the fake. Hell, for all I know, they might have actually killed real ninjas! Who am I to judge such a marvelous masterpiece?

Even if you’re not in it for the action, there’s plenty more to love about this movie. The story goes deep into emotional and dramatic issues. There’s an instance where one of the main characters has to go through the tough decision of either killing his own brother, or never seeing his journey to completion. We also get to watch as one of the main characters undergoes a huge psychological change, turning himself from a lazy bum into a violent bum. If that’s not enough to thrill you, imagine what mysteries will come when Part ONE is released!

Make sure you check this thriller out! Now, lets move onto the much scarier second film:

The Head Incident

Film genre: Horror

Review: Well, since this is just a preview of an actual to-be-released indie film, there’s not much I can really say besides that it looks like it’s fuckin’ scary. Can’t wait till the author of this releases the full edited film.

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